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Mrs.Potato Head【Mrs.Potato Head】Mrs.Potato Head是Melanie Martinez（梅兰妮·马丁内兹）于2015年8月14日发布的专辑Cry Baby中的一首歌曲 。
基本介绍中文名称：土豆头太太
外文名称：Mrs.Potato Head
所属专辑：Cry Baby
歌曲时长：3:37
歌曲原唱：Melanie Martinez
歌曲语言：English
歌曲歌词If you weren't born with it若天生貌不惊人You can buy a couple ornaments你可以选择花钱买东西装扮自己Just be sure to read the warning, kids不过在做一切之前请一定要听听我的忠告Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it毕竟我知道很快你就会厌烦这些说教Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual嘿，女孩，如果你想要拥有所喜爱的“性”You can always call up a professional你可以去请一位这方面的专业人士（整容医生）They stick pins in you like a vegetable他们会一针一刀地改造你，像修剪盆栽一样Kids forever, kids forever常葆青春，年轻永恆Baby soft skin turns into leather亲爱的，柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老鬆弛Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic不要害怕惊慌，只是个小整形手术罢了No one will love you if you're unattractive若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗Does a new face come with a warranty?姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？Will a pretty face make it better?虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me噢土豆头先生请告诉我How did you afford her surgery?你为这次手术花费了多少Do you swear you'll stay forever你会发誓和她永远在一起Even if her face don't stay together即使她人老珠黄Even if her face don't stay together美丽面容不复存在吗If you want a little more confidence若想要找到更多自信Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense那土豆变成炸薯条，这也符合常情常理All you need's a couple more condiments想要博得讚美，你所需要的只是一些调味品And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments以及大把的钞票罢了It's such a waste这是如此的浪费When little girls grow into their mothers face当小女孩最终长成她们母亲的模样But little girls are learning how to cut and paste不过小女孩们正学着如何剪贴複製别人的脸庞And pucker up their lips until they suffocate然后终其一生地守着这张脸化着妆抿着她们的嘴唇Kids forever, kids forever常葆青春，年轻永恆Baby soft skin turns into leather亲爱的，柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老鬆弛Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic不要害怕惊慌，只是个小整形手术罢了No one will love you if you're unattractive若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗Does a new face come with a warranty?姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？Will a pretty face make it better?虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me噢土豆头先生请告诉我How did you afford her surgery?你为这次手术花费了多少Do you swear you'll stay forever你会发誓和她永远在一起Even if her face don't stay together即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗Stay forever, stay forever你会永远相伴，不离不弃Even if her face don't stay together即使她人老珠黄吗Stay forever, stay forever永远相伴，不离不弃Even if her face don't stay together就算她的美丽面容不复存在Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗Does a new face come with a warranty?姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？Will a pretty face make it better?虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me噢土豆头先生请告诉我How did you afford her surgery?你为这次手术花费了多少Do you swear you'll stay forever你会发誓和她永远在一起Even if her face don't stay together即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗Stay forever, stay forever永远相伴，不离不弃Even if her face don't stay together就算她的美丽面容不复存在[4x]↑歌曲故事Cry Baby在Pacify Her的故事后更加自信，对每个事物都有了自己的主见 。看到电视里Mrs.Potato Head整容成功，宣告“痛苦过后就是美丽（打针）”，她很不解为何这些女人这样追求美丽，至少她想要问：“你们做这些手术时，你们本身到底怎幺样？你们的美丽真的可以持久吗？”