The Unf**kables _生活百科

The Unf**kables【The Unf**kables】《The Unf**kables》是The Lonely Island演唱流行歌曲，所属专辑《Incredibad》。
基本介绍歌曲：The Unf**kables
语言：英语
发行日期：2009-02-10
歌手：The Lonely Island
所属专辑：Incredibad
歌曲歌词Jizz In My Pants（2:32）The Lonely Island'''Andy:'''Lock eyes from across the roomDown my drink while the rhythms boomTake your hand and skip the namesNo need here for the silly gamesMake our way through the smoke and crowdThe club is the sky and I'm on your cloudMove in close as the lasers flyOur bodies touch and the angels cryLeave this place go back to yoursOur lips first touch outside your doorsA whole night what we've got in storeWhisper in my ear that you want some moreAnd I...jizz in my pantsThis really never happens you can take my wordI won't apologize' that's just absurdMainly you****ult for the way that you danceAnd now I...jizz in my pantsDon't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutPlus it's your fault' you were rubbing my buttI'm very sensitive' some would say that's a plusNow I'll go home and change'''Jorma:'''I need a few things from the groceryDo things alone now mostlyLeft me heartbroken not lookin' for loveSurprise in my eyes when I looked aboveThe checkout counter and I saw her faceMy heart stood still so did time and spaceNever thought that I could feel real againBut the look in her eyes said I need a friendShe turned to me that's when she said itLooked me dead in the face' asked "Cash or Credit?"And I... jizzed in my pantsIt's perfectly normal' nothing wrong with meBut we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3And now I'm posed in an awkward stanceBecause I...jizzed in my pantsTo be fair you were flirting a lotPlus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hotPlease stop acting like you're not impressedOne more thing' I'm gonna pay by check'''Andy:'''Last week - I saw a filmAs I recall it was a horror filmWalked outside into the rainChecked my phone and saw you rang and IJizzed in my pants'''Jorma:'''Speeding down the street when the red lights flashNeed to get away need to make a dashA song comes on that reminds me of you and IJizz in my pants'''Andy:'''The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants'''Jorma:'''Open my window and a breeze rolls in and IJizz in my pants'''Andy:'''When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense IJizzed in my pants'''Jorma:'''I just ate a grape and IJizzed...in...my pants'''Andy:'''I went check...Jizzed...in...my pantsOkay' seriously you guys' can we...okay...'''Both:'''I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to meAnd when we're holding hands it's like having sex to meYou say I'm premature' I just call it ecstasyI wear a rubber at all times' it's a necessity'''Jorma:'''Cuz IJizz...in...my pants（I jizz in my pants' I jizz in my pants）（Yes I jizz in my pants' yes I jizz in my pants）Yes I jizz...in...my pants（I jizz in my pants' I jizz in my pants）