英文笑话简短简单的英语小笑话带翻译 _生活百科

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1、mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?johnny: well, i suppose it was so dark that i didn’t notice the other.
妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。
2、one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
【英文笑话简短简单的英语小笑话带翻译】一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书” 。那孩子答道。
3、Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied.Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said.
在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
4、On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
5、Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么时候?孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是。

英文笑话简短 简单的英语小笑话带翻译

英文笑话简短简单的英语小笑话带翻译